POV: You're on a date with a girl in 2026... I'm twenty-seven. I've been with rappers. I've been with f***ing artists, athletes. I've been everywhere. I've had all the attention. I'm f***ing known in my city like that's not enough for you? No.
BRUTAL TRUTH ABOUT MODERN DATING IN TODAY'S WORLD. I'd rather pay a prostitute so she leaves when we're done. Rather than sit here and put a bunch of money into a chick and then taking her out for nice dinners, buying her shit, and you get the same result in the end anyways. You're still paying for pussy. He's the one.
Relationships in 2026 be like: Hi, I'm Maya. You're really cute. We should hang out sometime. You make me happy. You don't pay enough attention to me. This isn't working out. It's you, not me. We can still be friends. Not really!
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